Most embarrassing dating moments
What I forgot, however, was that I had recently gotten my nose pierced so when he was taking off my sweater, it got stuck in my nose ring and pulled off my nose ring along with it.
I screamed in pain, there was blood oozing out, and the pain was just...horrendous!
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It was undoubtedly, the most embarrassing moment ever! We were meeting each other after almost six months and were super excited to have sex. So my friend hooked me up on a blind date and the guy was genuinely nice all through the evening so when he asked me to come over to his place, I agreed. Thinking that a few embarrassing sounds are totally normal during sex, I continued. A candlelit dinner, a movie and then we had planned to get down and dirty. Slowly the clothes came off, soon enough we were both in the depths of pleasure. He laughed it off but let's just say, we had to work hard, all over again, to get back into the game.
You know you tend to get things done as quickly as you can when you wait to get action for so long, right? After a while, he farted again and this time, it was a smelly one! We had been dating for two months and this was going to be our first time. He was almost about to climax when I let out a queef... I and my boyfriend were meeting after ages and so, our passion was at an all time high!
My boyfriend accelerated and we had to drive half naked to get out of the situation! It was all good and I was loving every bit of it until he decided to put my legs over his shoulders to make it more pleasurable.
I don't know about pleasure but I surely got a muscle spasm from it!
A few hours of beautiful jazz music and one too many whiskeys later we were back at my place, finishing up the evening in the way we knew best. My leg was hurting so bad that I could hardly focus on the sex. Both of us, half-naked, spent the next 30 minutes chasing it out of the house.I had to tell him to stop in the middle of everything just so I could stretch my legs and feel better. Inspired by the gorgeousness of La La Land, I couldn't wait to go to a Jazz Club with my boyfriend. The worst part was when my neighbour spotted my boyfriend without his pants!Needless to say, we spent that day nursing my wound with no sex at all!His mother knew him and I were dating but I had never really met her.