Dating game by insane clown possee
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her!
Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack.
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!
I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN!
Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand.
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. A man who expresses himself in his own special way. But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here!
#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all, and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!